Ka-fey cafe

Merch for people who love coffee more than mornings

Ka-fey Tees For The Moody, The Cranky, And The Gloriously Uncaffeinated

Life's too short for bad coffee or boring tees

We all know that person who needs a warning sign before their first coffee. Cheeky, relatable tees for every mood... Order yours today.


In Newcastle? Pop into the cafe and grab our exclusive (one-of-a-kind) hand-printed T-shirts, prints and a coffee.

Five moods. Five tees. All 100% relatable before coffee

Eight years of brewing great coffee and even better vibes in the heart of Newcastle, NSW.

Every day, our visitors ask about our cafe uniform tees... so we finally made them available for everyone. Proudly Australian in spirit, a little cheeky in personality, and a whole lot of fun to wear. We hope you love them as much as we love making your morning coffee.

Julian and Lucy x"

Exclusive In-Store Tees